Happy Man Bottle Opener

MDI
$9.95 $12.95
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Opening bottles is one of those activities that can't really be considered a chore, though it can't exactly be thought of as something to look forward to! Sure, you get a nice hit of cool beer after you've removed a bottle cap, but it's a fairly un-notable part of your day.

You will notice that Happy Man has a large, unusually shaped appendage for a man his size - the kink in his tool makes it ideal for pulling off bottle caps! Giving Happy Man a home will give him a lifetime of pleasure, and while he doesn't do much drinking himself, he does love joining you and your mates on a night in with a few bottles of your favourite beer!