Dear Fucker - Defamations Card

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Dear fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true. No matter what the fuck happens, I'll always stand by you. Whenever the fuck you need me, just call. If you need fucking anything at all, I'll always be there. Right up until the fucking end.

Card is blank inside so you can write your own not-so-heartfelt message.